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Updated by Meggy March  2013

Website – Terms of Use

Wow! You actually came to this page, you really must be bored. At first it didn’t seem important but our legal eagles insisted. When you read it, what a shock! This is really important stuff. So we took the legal speak the lawyers wrote and put it into readable English. So be smart and as you’re here, read the stuff on this page.

Here’s the rules on using our website:

We run this site so that people can use it for personal entertainment, information, education and communication. So you are very welcome to browse around all you like. You can even download stuff from the site but only for non-commercial, personal use. If you do, though, don’t fool around with the copyright and other notices all over the stuff. They’re there for a really good reason.

Please don’t even think about distributing, modifying, transmitting, reusing, re-posting, or anything else un-cool with any of the content, including the text, images, audio, and video, for public or commercial purposes unless we give you written permission. And it’s very unlikely we will.

If you visit our site, you’re also legally obligated (stuck with) the terms and conditions listed below and any other law or regulation that applies to the site, the Internet and the World Wide Web. You shouldn’t access or browse the site if you have any problem with that, because once you start, there’s no turning back — you are bound by (stuck with) the terms and conditions.

So here’s the lowdown on our Top 10 Rules for Surfers who hang out on our site:

1. For everyone’s sake, just assume that everything on the site is copyrighted unless we say it’s not. So you can’t use the stuff except how we say you can on this page or anywhere else on the site without our written permission. And like we said before, it’s not likely we’ll give you permission anyway. In fact, even if we wanted to, the lawyers are likely to veto any deal anyway. So it’s better you don’t even ask.
2. While we try to include accurate stuff on the site, we’re not promising you it’s accurate. In fact, we’re not promising you anything except fun and entertainment. So if you use stuff on the site, you’re using it at your own risk. Don’t call us if there’s a problem because we assume no liability or responsibility for errors or omissions on the site.
3. We and anybody else who helped us create, produce, or deliver the site are not liable for any damages you suffer when you use it. In particular, the lawyers want you to know that our disclaimer includes “direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages arising out of your access to, or use of, the site. Without limiting the foregoing, everything on the site is provided to you ‘AS IS’ WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON INFRINGEMENT.
Please note that some jurisdictions may not allow the exclusion of implied warranties, so some of the above exclusions may not apply to you. Check your local laws for any restrictions or limitations regarding the exclusion of implied warranties. ”

(What a mouthful! – We put all of that little lot in quotes because we couldn’t work out another way to say it that the legals would accept. But in shorthand, here it is:
We’re not responsible if you’re browsing around and the site damages you or your computer or infects it with any nasty viruses. We surely hope that doesn’t happen, but if it does, don’t call us).

4. If you don’t want the world to know something, don’t post in on the site in any bulletin board or anyplace else. That’s because anything you disclose to us is ours. That’s right — ours. So we can do anything we want with the stuff you post. We can reproduce it, disclose it, transmit it, publish it, broadcast it, and post it someplace else. We can even send it to your mother (as soon as we find her address). Not only that, we can even use any ideas, concepts, know-how, or techniques you post any way we want to, including, developing, manufacturing and marketing products or other stuff using the information you post.
5. Pictures of people or places shown on the site are either our property or someone else’s property we’re using with their permission, we may have paid for that permission. No matter what, it’s not your property. So be very careful, because unauthorized use may violate all sorts of nasty copyright laws. Be smart, keep the stuff you download to yourself.
6. There’s also a lot of trademarks, logos, and service marks on the site that either we own or we’re using with someone else’s permission. Sorry, but don’t think you have any kind of license or right to use them, because you don’t. If you don’t leave them alone and mess with our trademarks, logos and service marks on this site, we’ll probably have to be cross and so will the companies that own the other trademarks, logos and service marks. That means that we’re likely to have to sue you or to ask a prosecutor to come after you for messing around with our property or the property of others.
7. You’ll probably notice we’ve linked our site to lots of others. While that’s cool, it doesn’t mean we’ve looked at all those sites, much less checked them out periodically to see what’s going on. So don’t blame us if some site you link to is bad or has stuff on it that offends you or gives your dog fleas! Go ahead and link, but remember, you’re doing it at your risk.
8. Which brings us to what you do on our own site. While we occasionally listen in on chat groups, or look at the posting in our discussion groups or on our bulletin boards, we take no responsibility and assume no liability for the content of those locations or for any mistakes, defamation, libel, slander, omissions, falsehoods, obscenity, pornography, or profanity you might encounter when you visit such places on our site. And don’t be stupid by posting or transmitting any unlawful, threatening, defamatory, obscene, scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic, nasty, mean, or profane material or any material that law enforcement types may consider a criminal offense, get someone in court on a civil lawsuit, or for that matter violate any law — anywhere, anytime. While we certainly respect your privacy, we have no choice but to fully cooperate with any law enforcement authorities or court which might ask us who might have posted nasty stuff on our site.
9. Software that we use on this Site is protected by all sorts of patriotic U.S. laws. Because of that, you can’t download or send the software to anyone in the vacation travel spots of Cuba, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Iran, Syria, or any other country where United States has embargoed goods; or (get this) to anyone on the United States Treasury Department’s list of Specially Designated Nationals, the U.S. Commerce Department’s Table of Deny Orders.
10. We’re also allowed to change this page and anything else on the site any time we want to. That’s because it’s ours and we have the skills to do it. If we do change the page, then you’re bound by (stuck with) those changes, too, whenever you visit our site.

We are really very sorry to have to post the above, but it protects you and us. And if it all sound just too unfriendly, you really should have seen what we were given to begin with!

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Updated March 2013